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Name Change Game
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:04:18 PM »

If you could change your name, what would it be and why?

I'd change my last name to Washington and go become a chiropractor.

Why? So I could then have ads like:
"The only Washington, D.C. you can trust",

"Washington, D.C., where the only crook is in your neck, and it won't be when you leave",

"Washington, D.C., the only D.C. that gives you more for your money",
"Washington, D.C., where the only crack the mayor has is chiropractic",

"Washington, D.C., where the only masonry is the brickwork on the building",

"Washington, D.C., bring your gun!",

"Washington, D.C., no longer serving politicians",

"Washington, D.C., where there's a doctor, not a dictator"

"Washington, D.C., the only D.C. without a Marxist in charge"

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Re: Name Change Game
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 04:21:12 PM »
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Offline Arun

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Re: Name Change Game
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 04:39:09 PM »
thats funny.

um, let me think. i could be Sir Ronald McBurgerking, Esquire.

or Drunkbob Nopants.

or Bananahammock Crotchgrabber III

what if a guy's name was Pete but he was named after his Dad? he should change his name by deed poll to RePete. and his son could follow in his footsteps by being called Pete 3: The Petening.

how about a guy named Schottz Fyarde? oh i don't know lol i don't think i'm very good at this.


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Name Change Game
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 09:51:22 AM »
I have always liked the name Briony and Calliope and Persephone.  I have actually met a man who was called Righthand and his twin Lefthand, a woman called Reconnaissance as her dad was a pilot doing this during WW2. She said she was pleased he did not fly Mechersmidsts ( sorry I can't spell it) and a older woman called Dardanella as her dad fought at the Dardanelles, could be worse and got lumbered with Ypres. ( Aussies pronounced it as Wipers of course!)

Terribly disappointed that the senior Australian government did not get the politicians Abbot and Costello in....

A slight deviation from the original topic, mea culpa!

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Re: Name Change Game
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 10:42:48 AM »
Yo soy Sauce!