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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #450 on: August 19, 2015, 01:25:03 AM »
It took me a minute to get this one...but banned for being funny   :wag:
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #451 on: August 19, 2015, 05:58:55 PM »
It took me a minute to get this one...but banned for being funny   :wag:

Banned for laughing at it.
The devil has always attempted, by means of the heretics, to deprive
the world of the Mass, making them precursors of the Anti-Christ, who,
before
anything else, will try to abolish and will actually abolish the Holy
Sacrament of the altar, as a punishment for the sins of men, according to
the
prediction of Daniel "And strength was given him against the continual
sacrifice" (Daniel 8:12D).  --St. Alphonsus Liguori, Doctor of the Church

One single Mass gives more honor to God than all the penances of the
Saints, the labors of the Apostles, the sufferings of the martyrs, and even
the burning love of the Blessed Mother of God.  --St. Alphonsus Liguori
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #452 on: May 25, 2017, 03:48:53 PM »
It took me a minute to get this one...but banned for being funny   :wag:

Banned for laughing at it.

Banned for wanting to ban someone for laughing.
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #453 on: June 06, 2017, 11:45:49 AM »
It took me a minute to get this one...but banned for being funny   :wag:

Banned for laughing at it.

Banned for wanting to ban someone for laughing.

Banned for NOT wanting to ban someone for laughing.
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #454 on: June 06, 2017, 08:17:53 PM »
Banned for being a BROWN cracker.
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #455 on: June 09, 2017, 08:23:19 PM »
Banned, because no one else will ban me.
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #456 on: June 11, 2017, 03:46:40 AM »
Banned, because no one else will ban me.
Ha. Joke's on you

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #457 on: June 11, 2017, 09:42:30 PM »
Banned for tyranny
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #458 on: June 11, 2017, 10:00:12 PM »
Banned for insubordination.
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #459 on: August 03, 2017, 07:50:34 PM »
Banned for letting this sub-forum lapse!  ::)
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #460 on: August 03, 2017, 07:51:59 PM »
I hereby ban MYSELF for such a lame reason in the prior "ban"...  ;D
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #461 on: August 03, 2017, 08:11:31 PM »
I hereby ban MYSELF for such a lame reason in the prior "ban"...  ;D

Banned for trying to burn me at every turn. Come on, Cilantro....I can not play algebra. I was bad in algebra, I mean geometry...But.....I can post last and ban people. Quit dogging my every move. I think they want you in St. Joseph Workshop. Yep. They do.
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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #462 on: August 03, 2017, 09:10:29 PM »
Banned for thinking the last "ban" wins!  Okay, okay: you can ban me and I won't ban you afterward!   :-X
 

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Re: Ban the Person Above
« Reply #463 on: August 03, 2017, 09:28:39 PM »
Banned for thinking the last "ban" wins!  Okay, okay: you can ban me and I won't ban you afterward!   :-X

Banned for thinking I am a silly fool who can be tricked and toyed with.  ;)
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