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Offline lauermar

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2014, 10:36:34 AM »
Where's the Tylenol?
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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2014, 10:48:22 AM »
In the cupboard of course ;)
 

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2014, 10:51:22 AM »
OK, cheesy joke time...



Why'd the chicken cross the road?


To get to your house!








Knock knock

Whose there?


The chicken! Weren't you listening! :P

hahaha! :o


 

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2014, 11:02:07 AM »
Did you hear about the fortune teller who broke out of jail?

Now she's a small medium at large!  :tongue:
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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2014, 11:08:45 AM »
Hey, a train just went through.


How'd you know?


I saw the tracks  :P
 

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2014, 11:12:28 AM »
Why don't you ever see a dead crow on the road?


Because they're always flying around yelling "car, car"


 

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2014, 06:49:18 AM »
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.


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Offline Michael Wilson

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2014, 12:08:29 PM »
Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! I don't want to go to Europe!
Mother: "Shut up kid and keep swimming!"

Little girl: "But Mommy, I don't like my baby brother!"
Mother: "Shut up kid and eat what's on your plate!"
 
Little girl: "Mommy! Mommy! I'm tired of going around in a circle!"
Mother: "Shut up kid, or ill nail your other foot to the floor!"

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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2014, 06:10:03 PM »
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Re: Recieving the
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2014, 11:25:21 AM »
A guy goes into a butcher shop and asks for "10 pounds of kiddlies"

The butcher says "You mean kidneys, don't you sir?"

Guy responds "That's what I said diddleI ?"
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