Simping for Eva

[LausTibiChriste]

She's been on the right-wing commentary sphere since 2019.

She married yet and started making babies? 

 

She is married.  No babies yet, but can't judge her for that. She seems the type to want babies.  I can see her punditing 8 months pregnant.  In fact it adds to her 'great replacement' brand she spoke about at CPAC.

The most counter-revolutionary thing you can do is have a lot of babies.

Is she Catholic?

I suppose we'd have to give her the benefit of the doubt if so, especially if Trad.

We have been married 8 years and only have 1 child, and that took us 6 years of trying. Had a miscarriage early on.

I wanted to have 9 kids. My wife has 9 siblings, my dad had 10.

When I frequented certain trad parishes, others spread rumors about us as to why we didn't have kids yet.

That was very hurtful to my wife.

My pal and his wife are late 30s with three. They've tried. He reports having gotten the ,,trad eye" with only three. That's seriously uncharitable.

Then he'll have 4 and people will stop him at Costco and ask "Are those all yours? You know what causes that right?" or some such bullshite.

[james03]

The proper reply:

Yeah, I do.  My b@lls are so big I have to walk funny.

[Bonaventure]

The proper reply:

Yeah, I do.  My b@lls are so big I have to walk funny.

As a former Marine Corps combat vet once told me, so much ... I could shampoo a buffalo.

[LausTibiChriste]

The proper reply:

Yeah, I do.  My b@lls are so big I have to walk funny.

As a former Marine Corps combat vet once told me, so much ... I could shampoo a buffalo.

Putting that one in the rolodex. Can't believe this is my first time hearing it.