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Offline Tennessean

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protestant church gym: is it ok?
« on: October 24, 2021, 06:23:55 PM »
Many megachurches have these. Is paying a protestant house of worship for use of their gym a sin or an occasion to sin, even if its separate from their church?

I worked for one years ago, by separate, I mean they are (or this one was) organized separately from the church corporation. It was self-sustaining and legally separate, and it was located in a different building.
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2021, 06:50:05 PM »
Only if you yell out the following while working out:

"And one for St. Simon of Cyrene" as your last rep on the squat bar

"St. Veronica pray for us!" when you wipe your face with a towel

"St. Dismas pray for us!" when on the fly machine

"They have no more wine!" when at the water fountain

Moan, "It's like purgatory in here!" in the sauna

etc.
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2021, 06:55:33 PM »
Sorry, Yes.  Of course it is ok.  (I dont know why I wrote No at first)
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2021, 07:31:05 PM »
Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2021, 08:43:57 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on October 24, 2021, 07:31:05 PM
Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.

I mean, paying dues at any gym that has cable machines is funding heresy, amirite?!
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2021, 09:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Gardener on October 24, 2021, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on October 24, 2021, 07:31:05 PM
Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.

I mean, paying dues at any gym that has cable machines is funding heresy, amirite?!
Praise be heresiarch Arthur Jones, bringer of the Nautilus.
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2021, 09:34:12 AM »
Quote from: Gardener on October 24, 2021, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on October 24, 2021, 07:31:05 PM
Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.

I mean, paying dues at any gym that has cable machines is funding heresy, amirite?!

There's a place for cable movements as accessories.
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Re: protestant church gym: is it ok?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2021, 03:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Tennessean on October 24, 2021, 06:23:55 PM
Many megachurches have these. Is paying a protestant house of worship for use of their gym a sin or an occasion to sin, even if its separate from their church?

I worked for one years ago, by separate, I mean they are (or this one was) organized separately from the church corporation. It was self-sustaining and legally separate, and it was located in a different building.
I would say no. The Bible says you are supposed to avoid heretics.
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