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Offline Greg

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Funny story
« on: September 18, 2020, 01:55:41 PM »
My 4 year old rode over a dying bee today on his bicycle.  Over dinner my daughter was making fun of him for being a bee killer.  He has blond hair and blue eyes, so his older brothers and sisters mocked him as a "merciless little nazi" and "Hitler youth".  He's tough minded so he does not mind being mocked like this and we were all laughing.

Then I ask him how he killed it and he said.

"Cycle on bee".

True story.
 
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2020, 04:49:49 PM »
:lol:

This took a little longer to get but :lol:


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Re: Funny story
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2020, 03:28:15 AM »
LOL

In the thirties  my mother had a once a week maid (Mrs White) who helped
her with the family washing.

I must have been about 4 when she commented on something I said:

"There's no flies on him."
I've always remembered it.

Well, there's certainly no flies on Cycle-on-bee boy.  :)
« Last Edit: September 21, 2020, 05:21:00 AM by Frank »
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2020, 04:07:57 AM »
You liked Garabaldi biscuits though.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2020, 05:18:56 AM »
Definitely - squashed fly biscuits - yummy
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