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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2020, 12:00:53 AM »
Light-hearted song to deal with the situation. 

 
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2020, 10:00:31 AM »
Light-hearted song to deal with the situation. 


This guy's a hoot. Read some of the comments for a chuckle.
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2020, 11:23:52 PM »
Gotta love the coronavirus.   Looks like a snowball covered in raspberries.   :P
 

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Schaff Recht mir Gott und führe meine Sache gegen ein unheiliges Volk . . .   .                          
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"Die Welt sucht nach Ehre, Ansehen, Reichtum, Vergnügen; die Heiligen aber suchen Demütigung, Verachtung, Armut, Abtötung und Buße." --Ausschnitt von der Geschichte des Lebens St. Bennos.
 

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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2020, 08:44:33 AM »
Apparently there have been some Millennials and Generation Y-ers who have taken to calling the coronavirus (due to its higher fatality rate among the older segment of the population) "the Boomer remover."

Not that Millennials and Generation Y-ers are in my book of favorite things, but credit where credit is due.  That's funny.  I like gallows humor.
 
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2020, 06:49:14 AM »
Due to the quarantine, after today I'll only be telling inside jokes.
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2020, 08:55:09 AM »
Due to the quarantine, after today I'll only be telling inside jokes.

That's the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2020, 01:26:56 AM »
Like John Vennari (RIP) said "Why not just do it?  What would it hurt?"
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2020, 02:11:20 AM »
Would you like to shake hands with Pope 1 or Pope 2 -
 me (inspired by Dr Seuss) see: https://seuss.fandom.com/wiki/Thing_One_and_Thing_Two

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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2020, 01:54:24 AM »
*** CNN: Breaking news ***

White Supremacist Terror attack carried out in Chicago church.




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Would you like to shake hands with Pope 1 or Pope 2 -
 me (inspired by Dr Seuss) see: https://seuss.fandom.com/wiki/Thing_One_and_Thing_Two

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Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
 
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2020, 04:40:29 PM »
Quick heads up.

If you receive an email from the Department of Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19, ignore it.

It's spam.
Would you like to shake hands with Pope 1 or Pope 2 -
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Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
 
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2020, 07:32:01 PM »
Edit:  This was sent to me and I posted it before reading one particular line in the take-off (on line) which was totally inappropriate.  As a result, I have deleted it and I apologise for any offence. 
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Re: Coronavirus Joke Thread. And Other Entertaining Insights.
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2020, 08:02:12 PM »
It has been reported the Wuhan Flu has finally been terminated/stopped. Same report said it had an acquaintance with the Clintons.
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