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Offline Lyubov

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Bad vestments
« on: December 29, 2012, 12:41:14 AM »
You've all probably seen this website, but for those who haven't...

http://badvestments.blogspot.ca/

They're not all Catholic vestments, but they are all (mostly) ugly!







I don't know if this one is included:

Имя ты мое услышишь
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Offline ServusSpiritusSancti

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 12:42:52 AM »
What's even worse than those ugly vestments is the ugly crosses.

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 12:46:04 AM »
While I've seen some doozy NO vestments, I have to say that the Episcopalians have the best worst vestments ever. Ever.
 

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 12:54:43 AM »
What's even worse than those ugly vestments is the ugly crosses.

Right.  Christ on the cross becomes just a symbol for the Novus Ordo.
Ps 135

Quia in humilitáte nostra memor fuit nostri: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Et redémit nos ab inimícis nostris: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Qui dat escam omni carni: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Deo cæli: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Dómino dominórum: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.

For he was mindful of us in our affliction: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
And he redeemed us from our enemies: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who giveth food to all flesh: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Give glory to the God of heaven: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
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Offline Mithrandylan

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 12:57:36 AM »
relevant meme:

Ps 135

Quia in humilitáte nostra memor fuit nostri: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Et redémit nos ab inimícis nostris: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Qui dat escam omni carni: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Deo cæli: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Dómino dominórum: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.

For he was mindful of us in our affliction: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
And he redeemed us from our enemies: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who giveth food to all flesh: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Give glory to the God of heaven: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Give glory to the Lord of lords: * for his mercy endureth for ever.

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 12:59:57 AM »
Maybe he's an A's fan.
 

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 01:16:42 AM »
Doubt it.  That's Buchel.  I think he's Swiss or German or something.  Figures with vestments like that and a dopey grin he would be.
Ps 135

Quia in humilitáte nostra memor fuit nostri: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Et redémit nos ab inimícis nostris: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Qui dat escam omni carni: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Deo cæli: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.
Confitémini Dómino dominórum: * quóniam in ætérnum misericórdia eius.

For he was mindful of us in our affliction: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
And he redeemed us from our enemies: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Who giveth food to all flesh: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Give glory to the God of heaven: * for his mercy endureth for ever.
Give glory to the Lord of lords: * for his mercy endureth for ever.

-I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-
 

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 02:07:51 AM »
Great meme Mith.
Wie dein Sonntag, so dein Sterbetag.

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 12:04:00 AM »
While I've seen some doozy NO vestments, I have to say that the Episcopalians have the best worst vestments ever. Ever.

You mean like these?



On that monstrous harridan they call their "presiding bishop," no less.  Honestly, if you expect to be taken seriously as a female "bishop," you could start by not wearing that.
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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 12:25:15 AM »
I will always have a special dislike of the 1960's/1970's couch fabric panels on polyester chasubles.  *shiver*
 

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 01:22:28 AM »
Some of these vestments are better suited for horse blankets rather than attire for sacred ministers.
 

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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 12:31:16 PM »
Some of these vestments are better suited for horse blankets rather than attire for sacred ministers.

Well, some of them aren't sacred ministers.  So, no harm, no foul.  ;D
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Re: Bad vestments
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 04:21:18 PM »
Some of these vestments are better suited for horse blankets rather than attire for sacred ministers.

That would insult the dignity of the horse.   :D
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