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Offline Gardener

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Re: Just a joke - add yours
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2019, 06:54:49 PM »
What do you call a pyro who lives in a trailer?

What's a pyro?

Pyromaniac.
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Re: Just a joke - add yours
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2019, 07:09:22 PM »
That is not someone who fawns and wishes he were a fierce meat eating fish, Awkward.
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Re: Just a joke - add yours
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2019, 05:09:07 PM »
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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