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Title: Funny story
Post by: Greg on September 18, 2020, 01:55:41 PM
My 4 year old rode over a dying bee today on his bicycle.  Over dinner my daughter was making fun of him for being a bee killer.  He has blond hair and blue eyes, so his older brothers and sisters mocked him as a "merciless little nazi" and "Hitler youth".  He's tough minded so he does not mind being mocked like this and we were all laughing.

Then I ask him how he killed it and he said.

"Cycle on bee".

True story.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Kaesekopf on September 20, 2020, 04:49:49 PM
:lol:

This took a little longer to get but :lol:


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Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Frank on September 21, 2020, 03:28:15 AM
LOL

In the thirties  my mother had a once a week maid (Mrs White) who helped
her with the family washing.

I must have been about 4 when she commented on something I said:

"There's no flies on him."
I've always remembered it.

Well, there's certainly no flies on Cycle-on-bee boy.  :)
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Greg on September 21, 2020, 04:07:57 AM
You liked Garabaldi biscuits though.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Frank on September 21, 2020, 05:18:56 AM
Definitely - squashed fly biscuits - yummy
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: GiftOfGod on November 11, 2020, 06:32:01 PM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards. 
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: GiftOfGod on November 12, 2020, 01:28:50 AM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards.

You shouldn't be so flippant. Bishop Williamson, I think, set us back decades in the public's esteem with his Holocaust denial.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 02:41:51 AM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards.

You shouldn't be so flippant. Bishop Williamson, I think, set us back decades in the public's esteem with his Holocaust denial.

Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

Also, spoilers: The public already hates you for being a Trad Catholic. A majority of Catholics today, at least in the East Coast in America, cannot comprehend the idea of being Catholic and being against gay marriage. Only 20% believe in the real presence.

I go to a Law School on the East Coast, and most (not all mind you) of the active, nominal Catholics in the Law School are on a whole another plane of existence compared to me. They can't comprehend my beliefs and existence.


In America, Catholicism, for the public, is nothing more than a cultural relic to say you are Irish or you are Italian and to shield your unhinged, sociopathic barbarity. Not a good kind of barbarity that makes one a man, but the childlike narcisstic kind.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: GiftOfGod on November 12, 2020, 02:44:33 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 02:50:02 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.

You blaspheme the Saints, who could be quite snarky. See St. John Vianney, St. Thomas More, Pope St. Pius X, etc.

And I argue that no, it doesn't. It confirms that the trads are genuine and blunt people, not needing to serve the wits of the contemporary world by means of a superficial kindness and corporate plastic smile.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Heinrich on November 12, 2020, 08:03:05 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.

Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2021, 08:44:18 AM
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Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: james03 on January 14, 2021, 10:47:26 AM
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I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites.

Soft men make bad times.
Bad times make hard men.

More and more we don't care what "outsiders" think.  Let them convince us that they are not anti-Christian or anti-White.  I'll listen to that.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Non Nobis on January 14, 2021, 12:10:22 PM
:lol:

This took a little longer to get but :lol:


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Gosh, I only just got it reading it again now  :P
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: GiftOfGod on January 15, 2021, 05:18:58 AM
Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
What do you mean by "acquiescing to the Holocaust"?


More and more we don't care what "outsiders" think.
You are aware that we are supposed to convert people, right? That's hard to do when trads come-off as anti-Semitic loons.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: abc123 on January 15, 2021, 10:32:51 AM
Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
What do you mean by "acquiescing to the Holocaust"?


More and more we don't care what "outsiders" think.
You are aware that we are supposed to convert people, right? That's hard to do when trads come-off as anti-Semitic loons.

Your concern with making trads look like loons should begin with the mirror.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Heinrich on January 15, 2021, 11:44:29 AM
Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
What do you mean by "acquiescing to the Holocaust"?

You know what I mean.
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: GiftOfGod on January 15, 2021, 11:54:54 AM
Your concern with making trads look like loons should begin with the mirror.
The outside world doesn't care about esoteric trad beliefs or controversies such as sedevacantism and the rubrics of the Mass. They do care about being associated with, let alone becoming, "anti-Semitic" and Holocaust deniers. When the time was right, I have been frank with non-Catholics about the specific trad beliefs I hold. How they reacted ranged from positive to ambivalent. Had I thrown that I deny the Holocaust (which I don't) or used triple parenthesis around Jewish people's names in an email, I'd be tarred-and-feathered (and rightly so). The heaviest criticism I have had in this place is about protecting what I own due to the possibility of divorce and not paying for my dates' meals. The outside world doesn't care about those things either.

Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
What do you mean by "acquiescing to the Holocaust"?

You know what I mean.
I do know what you mean but you don't have the guts to say it. You're not in Germany so you can say it here. No need for a "wink-wink".
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: james03 on January 15, 2021, 04:07:05 PM
When pressed by the moslems, we called a crusade and killed them.  When their fleet came to Europe, we formed a navy and killed them.

Christendom is under assault.  Convert people if you can, but defense is now critical.  This is the mindshift change.  I don't care at all if a jew thinks I'm an anti-semite.  I only care if he disavows his filthy Talmud and convinces ME he's not anti-Christian.  Soft men of the West have bent over backwards supporting Israel while the jew has attacked Western countries.  The burden of proof is now on them.

Soft men lead to bad times.  (Jews don't control Hollywood and music.  They don't take the Talmud seriously.  AIPAC doesn't control the congress and get us into wars.)
Bad times lead to hard men.  (You are here).
Title: Re: Funny story
Post by: Padraig on January 19, 2021, 05:33:11 PM
Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
What do you mean by "acquiescing to the Holocaust"?

You know what I mean.
I do know what you mean but you don't have the guts to say it. You're not in Germany so you can say it here. No need for a "wink-wink".

There's no "wink-wink" going on. You misquoted Heinrich in your original reply. He said it was preposterous to acquiesce to the Holocaust lie, which leaves no room for misinterpretation. When you originally replied asking what he meant by "acquiescing to the Holocaust," you introduced the only bit of ambiguity in the exchange.

You seem to be new enough to tradition not to have caught on to the fact that the there is nothing you can do or say to convince the world that you're just as normal as anyone else. You can protest your innocence of "Holocaust denial" until you're blue in the face, distance yourself from Bp. Williamson like the SSPX has done, but the world doesn't care. It hates you because it hated Christ first, and the reason de jour is irrelevant.

Furthermore, you haven't realized that the Holocaust is a lie. Whether you deny the 6 million figure, the gas chambers, the mass cremations, or any other facet of the established dogma surrounding the Holocaust, the fact is that it's a lie, and admitting to any of it is the world's way of extracting your grain of incense. That's why it's the one thing that you rightly assert will get you "tarred and feathered," because it's what the world really cares about.