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Started by Older Salt, February 10, 2014, 03:48:30 PM

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lauermar

#15
February 12, 2014, 09:36:34 AM
Where's the Tylenol?
"I am not a pessimist. I am not an optimist. I am a realist." Father Malachi Martin (1921-1999)

drummerboy

#16
February 12, 2014, 09:48:22 AM
In the cupboard of course ;)
- I'll get with the times when the times are worth getting with

"I like grumpy old cusses.  Hope to live long enough to be one" - John Wayne

drummerboy

#17
February 12, 2014, 09:51:22 AM
OK, cheesy joke time...



Why'd the chicken cross the road?


To get to your house!








Knock knock

Whose there?


The chicken! Weren't you listening! :P

hahaha! :o


- I'll get with the times when the times are worth getting with

"I like grumpy old cusses.  Hope to live long enough to be one" - John Wayne

OCLittleFlower

#18
February 12, 2014, 10:02:07 AM
Did you hear about the fortune teller who broke out of jail?

Now she's a small medium at large!  :tongue:
-- currently writing a Trad romance entitled Flirting with Sedevacantism --

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drummerboy

#19
February 12, 2014, 10:08:45 AM
Hey, a train just went through.


How'd you know?


I saw the tracks  :P
- I'll get with the times when the times are worth getting with

"I like grumpy old cusses.  Hope to live long enough to be one" - John Wayne

drummerboy

#20
February 12, 2014, 10:12:28 AM
Why don't you ever see a dead crow on the road?


Because they're always flying around yelling "car, car"


- I'll get with the times when the times are worth getting with

"I like grumpy old cusses.  Hope to live long enough to be one" - John Wayne

Arun

#21
February 15, 2014, 05:49:18 AM
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.


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SOT SAPIENCIA
FORMAQUE DETUR
INQUINAT OMNIA SOLA
SUPERBIA SICOMETETUR

Quote from: St.Justin on September 25, 2015, 07:57:25 PM
Never lose Hope... Take a deep breath and have a beer.

Mother Aubert Pray For Us!



vsay ego sudba V rukah Gospodnih

Michael Wilson

#22
February 16, 2014, 11:08:29 AM
Little girl: Mommy! Mommy! I don't want to go to Europe!
Mother: "Shut up kid and keep swimming!"

Little girl: "But Mommy, I don't like my baby brother!"
Mother: "Shut up kid and eat what's on your plate!"

Little girl: "Mommy! Mommy! I'm tired of going around in a circle!"
Mother: "Shut up kid, or ill nail your other foot to the floor!"

"The World Must Conform to Our Lord and not He to it." Rev. Dennis Fahey CSSP

"My brothers, all of you, if you are condemned to see the triumph of evil, never applaud it. Never say to evil: you are good; to decadence: you are progess; to death: you are life. Sanctify yourselves in the times wherein God has placed you; bewail the evils and the disorders which God tolerates; oppose them with the energy of your works and your efforts, your life uncontaminated by error, free from being led astray, in such a way that having lived here below, united with the Spirit of the Lord, you will be admitted to be made but one with Him forever and ever: But he who is joined to the Lord is one in spirit." Cardinal Pie of Potiers

Heinrich

#23
February 16, 2014, 05:10:03 PM
Moderators! Please! Lock this thread!
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Older Salt

#24
February 18, 2014, 10:25:21 AM
A guy goes into a butcher shop and asks for "10 pounds of kiddlies"

The butcher says "You mean kidneys, don't you sir?"

Guy responds "That's what I said diddleI ?"
Stay away from the near occasion of sin

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