A joke

Started by LausTibiChriste, November 27, 2021, 06:48:51 AM

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LausTibiChriste

An Israeli doctor says, "In Israel, Medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work!"

The German doctor says, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work"

The Russian Doctor says, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work"

The Canadian doctor laughs, "You are all behind us. In Canada, almost 4 years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no balls, and made him Prime Minister. Now the whole country is looking for work!"

Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

Melkor

I've heard that one before. Still funny. (Or is it, I live in Canada  :-[)
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ

red solo cup

What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.
non impediti ratione cogitationis

LausTibiChriste

Quote from: red solo cup on November 27, 2021, 09:51:22 AM
What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

As a Habs fan, I approve this joke
Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

red solo cup

Every year I give my Christmas tree a name. Last year I called it Amy Winehouse 'cause when it died it left needles all over the place.
non impediti ratione cogitationis

LausTibiChriste

Quote from: red solo cup on December 20, 2021, 04:27:13 PM
Every year I give my Christmas tree a name. Last year I called it Amy Winehouse 'cause when it died it left needles all over the place.

Lmao dude that's up my alley... I like it
Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

Boniface VIII

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is for carrying groceries.

Boniface VIII

Quote from: LausTibiChriste on November 27, 2021, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: red solo cup on November 27, 2021, 09:51:22 AM
What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

As a Habs fan, I approve this joke

As a Leafs fan I do not.

LausTibiChriste

Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on November 27, 2021, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: red solo cup on November 27, 2021, 09:51:22 AM
What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

As a Habs fan, I approve this joke

As a Leafs fan I do not.

I knew I'd come to hate you sooner or later :lol:
Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

Boniface VIII

Quote from: LausTibiChriste on December 20, 2021, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on November 27, 2021, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: red solo cup on November 27, 2021, 09:51:22 AM
What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

As a Habs fan, I approve this joke

As a Leafs fan I do not.

I knew I'd come to hate you sooner or later :lol:

:toth:

Take heart. Being a Leaf fan is its own punishment. Even with the way we are playing right now it's impossible to get too excited after, well.....you know.....what happened last year >:(

LausTibiChriste

Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on December 20, 2021, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on November 27, 2021, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: red solo cup on November 27, 2021, 09:51:22 AM
What do you call 23 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup on TV ?
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

As a Habs fan, I approve this joke

As a Leafs fan I do not.

I knew I'd come to hate you sooner or later :lol:

:toth:

Take heart. Being a Leaf fan is its own punishment. Even with the way we are playing right now it's impossible to get too excited after, well.....you know.....what happened last year >:(

Yes I remember.. Almost got fired because I was watching the games instead of working.

Keep replaying them now because its the only way to get through this season
Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

red solo cup

Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:08:22 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is for carrying groceries.
Why could Michael Jackson never win a race?
Because he always came in a little behind.
non impediti ratione cogitationis

LausTibiChriste

Quote from: red solo cup on December 20, 2021, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:08:22 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is for carrying groceries.
Why could Michael Jackson never win a race?
Because he always came in a little behind.

I will happily take credit for this joke should anyone get too offended
Lord Jesus Christ, Son Of God, Have Mercy On Me A Sinner

"Nobody is under any moral obligation of duty or loyalty to a state run by sexual perverts who are trying to destroy public morals."
- MaximGun

"Not trusting your government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist, it means you're a history buff"

Communism is as American as Apple Pie

Melkor

Quote from: red solo cup on December 20, 2021, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:08:22 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is for carrying groceries.
Why could Michael Jackson never win a race?
Because he always came in a little behind.

That's dark lol.
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ

Boniface VIII

Quote from: red solo cup on December 20, 2021, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: Boniface VIII on December 20, 2021, 05:08:22 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is for carrying groceries.
Why could Michael Jackson never win a race?
Because he always came in a little behind.

I really tried not to laugh at this...

I failed.