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protestant church gym: is it ok?

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Tennessean:
Many megachurches have these. Is paying a protestant house of worship for use of their gym a sin or an occasion to sin, even if its separate from their church?

I worked for one years ago, by separate, I mean they are (or this one was) organized separately from the church corporation. It was self-sustaining and legally separate, and it was located in a different building.

Gardener:
Only if you yell out the following while working out:

"And one for St. Simon of Cyrene" as your last rep on the squat bar

"St. Veronica pray for us!" when you wipe your face with a towel

"St. Dismas pray for us!" when on the fly machine

"They have no more wine!" when at the water fountain

Moan, "It's like purgatory in here!" in the sauna

etc.

clau clau:
Sorry, Yes.  Of course it is ok.  (I dont know why I wrote No at first)

Heinrich:
Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.

Gardener:

--- Quote from: Heinrich on October 24, 2021, 07:31:05 PM ---Yeah, I would say so. Your dues would be used to fund heresy as well as their dumbbell, curls for girls swole patrol.

--- End quote ---

I mean, paying dues at any gym that has cable machines is funding heresy, amirite?!

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