Gospel of Matthew and the Talmud

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Bonaventure

Quote from: drummerboy on June 05, 2024, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: Bonaventure on June 05, 2024, 02:29:50 PM
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Quote from: drummerboy on March 24, 2024, 08:01:55 PMI had no clue Brother Nathaniel was Jewish by birth

Dude looks like he'd risk running in traffic to grab a penny from the road. Lol

I nearly spit my coffee!

Didn't you know copper wire was invented when two Jews were fighting over a penny!?

Hasn't heard that one before!

This is a great compilation:

https://youtu.be/1EGz75yIe2c?si=bP1w-Seth_ZJaov9

Bonaventure

Quote from: drummerboy on June 05, 2024, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: Bonaventure on June 05, 2024, 02:29:50 PM
Quote from: Gardener on April 16, 2024, 02:09:23 PM
Quote from: drummerboy on March 24, 2024, 08:01:55 PMI had no clue Brother Nathaniel was Jewish by birth

Dude looks like he'd risk running in traffic to grab a penny from the road. Lol

I nearly spit my coffee!

Didn't you know copper wire was invented when two Jews were fighting over a penny!?

New one I heard today.

You'll never meet a Jew more pissed off than one who didn't get a 5% discount on a 50 cent cup of coffee.

drummerboy

So a guy once asked a rabbi: "Why do Jews always answer a question with another question"? The rabbi responds: "What's wrong with answering with a question"?
"My hope is the Father, my refuge is the Son, my protection is the Holy Spirit.  Holy Trinity, glory to You." 
"All my hope I place in you, O Mother of God; keep me under your protection."

Aethel

Yeah something's up with that guy. Dude partners up with Adam Green, a Norse-Pagan Agnostic Anti-Christian. And one of the main thing he promotes is white Gentile birthrates as the highest good.

It's almost like he's a Jew who hates his family and he went Orthodox white power crazy to get back at his family.

Aethel

Quote from: drummerboy on June 15, 2024, 04:59:41 PMSo a guy once asked a rabbi: "Why do Jews always answer a question with another question"? The rabbi responds: "What's wrong with answering with a question"?

I heard the same joke but with Jesuits somewhere

Larry

To convert a Jew, give them a copy of Isias 52-53 without telling them where it came from or who it's about. Inevitably they say "That's about Jesus!" Then show them it's from the Hebrew Bible. It will at least give them something to think about.

I read a book about Jews being converted to Christianity, and they used this tactic with  great success.

"At the evening of life, we shall be judged on our love."-St. John of the Cross