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Offline Greg

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Funny story
« on: September 18, 2020, 01:55:41 PM »
My 4 year old rode over a dying bee today on his bicycle.  Over dinner my daughter was making fun of him for being a bee killer.  He has blond hair and blue eyes, so his older brothers and sisters mocked him as a "merciless little nazi" and "Hitler youth".  He's tough minded so he does not mind being mocked like this and we were all laughing.

Then I ask him how he killed it and he said.

"Cycle on bee".

True story.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2020, 04:49:49 PM »
:lol:

This took a little longer to get but :lol:


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Re: Funny story
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2020, 03:28:15 AM »
LOL

In the thirties  my mother had a once a week maid (Mrs White) who helped
her with the family washing.

I must have been about 4 when she commented on something I said:

"There's no flies on him."
I've always remembered it.

Well, there's certainly no flies on Cycle-on-bee boy.  :)
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2020, 04:07:57 AM »
You liked Garabaldi biscuits though.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2020, 05:18:56 AM »
Definitely - squashed fly biscuits - yummy
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2020, 06:32:01 PM »
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.
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If attending Mass, the ordinary form as celebrated everyday around the world be sinful, then the Church no longer exists. Period.
Rather, if the NOM were the lex credendi of the Church, then the Church would no longer exist. However, the true mass and the true sacraments still exist and will hold the candle of faith until Our Lord steps in to restore His Bride to her glory.
We could compare ourselves to the Catholics in England at the time of the Reformation. Was it sinful for them to attend Cranmer's service?
We have to remind ourselves that all the machinery of the "Church" continued in place. They had priests, bishops, churches, cathedrals. But all of them were using the new "Book of Common Prayer" instead of the Catholic Mass. Ordinary lay people could see with their own eyes an enormous entity that called itself the "Church," but did the true Church still exist in that situation? Meanwhile, in small hiding places in certain homes were a handful of true priests offering the true Mass at the risk of imprisonment, torture and death.
 

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Re: Funny story
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2020, 01:11:32 AM »
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 11, 2020, 06:32:01 PM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards. 
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2020, 01:28:50 AM »
Quote from: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 11, 2020, 06:32:01 PM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards.

You shouldn't be so flippant. Bishop Williamson, I think, set us back decades in the public's esteem with his Holocaust denial.
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If attending Mass, the ordinary form as celebrated everyday around the world be sinful, then the Church no longer exists. Period.
Rather, if the NOM were the lex credendi of the Church, then the Church would no longer exist. However, the true mass and the true sacraments still exist and will hold the candle of faith until Our Lord steps in to restore His Bride to her glory.
We could compare ourselves to the Catholics in England at the time of the Reformation. Was it sinful for them to attend Cranmer's service?
We have to remind ourselves that all the machinery of the "Church" continued in place. They had priests, bishops, churches, cathedrals. But all of them were using the new "Book of Common Prayer" instead of the Catholic Mass. Ordinary lay people could see with their own eyes an enormous entity that called itself the "Church," but did the true Church still exist in that situation? Meanwhile, in small hiding places in certain homes were a handful of true priests offering the true Mass at the risk of imprisonment, torture and death.
 

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Re: Funny story
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2020, 02:41:51 AM »
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 12, 2020, 01:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 11, 2020, 06:32:01 PM
This post confirms (to outsiders) the perception that traditional Catholics are anti-Semites.

Or rather we can take a joke and not have blue checkmark standards.

You shouldn't be so flippant. Bishop Williamson, I think, set us back decades in the public's esteem with his Holocaust denial.

Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

Also, spoilers: The public already hates you for being a Trad Catholic. A majority of Catholics today, at least in the East Coast in America, cannot comprehend the idea of being Catholic and being against gay marriage. Only 20% believe in the real presence.

I go to a Law School on the East Coast, and most (not all mind you) of the active, nominal Catholics in the Law School are on a whole another plane of existence compared to me. They can't comprehend my beliefs and existence.


In America, Catholicism, for the public, is nothing more than a cultural relic to say you are Irish or you are Italian and to shield your unhinged, sociopathic barbarity. Not a good kind of barbarity that makes one a man, but the childlike narcisstic kind.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2020, 02:44:33 AM »
Quote from: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 02:41:51 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.
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Quote from: Maximilian on December 30, 2021, 12:15:48 PM
Quote from: Goldfinch on December 30, 2021, 11:36:10 AM
Quote from: Innocent Smith on December 30, 2021, 11:25:55 AM
If attending Mass, the ordinary form as celebrated everyday around the world be sinful, then the Church no longer exists. Period.
Rather, if the NOM were the lex credendi of the Church, then the Church would no longer exist. However, the true mass and the true sacraments still exist and will hold the candle of faith until Our Lord steps in to restore His Bride to her glory.
We could compare ourselves to the Catholics in England at the time of the Reformation. Was it sinful for them to attend Cranmer's service?
We have to remind ourselves that all the machinery of the "Church" continued in place. They had priests, bishops, churches, cathedrals. But all of them were using the new "Book of Common Prayer" instead of the Catholic Mass. Ordinary lay people could see with their own eyes an enormous entity that called itself the "Church," but did the true Church still exist in that situation? Meanwhile, in small hiding places in certain homes were a handful of true priests offering the true Mass at the risk of imprisonment, torture and death.
 

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Re: Funny story
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2020, 02:50:02 AM »
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 12, 2020, 02:44:33 AM
Quote from: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 02:41:51 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.

You blaspheme the Saints, who could be quite snarky. See St. John Vianney, St. Thomas More, Pope St. Pius X, etc.

And I argue that no, it doesn't. It confirms that the trads are genuine and blunt people, not needing to serve the wits of the contemporary world by means of a superficial kindness and corporate plastic smile.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2020, 08:03:05 AM »
Quote from: GiftOfGod on November 12, 2020, 02:44:33 AM
Quote from: TheReturnofLive on November 12, 2020, 02:41:51 AM
Yep, making jokes about a 4-year-old being a Nazi, and posting that story on an internet forum, is clearly identical towards a Bishop leader of the SSPX denying a genocide.

I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites. Don't be snarky; it's a very feminine trait.

Acquiescing to the Holocaust lie is simply preposterous!
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2021, 08:44:18 AM »
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2021, 10:47:26 AM »
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I didn't say that it was identical. I said that it confirms the belief of outsiders that trads are anti-Semites.

Soft men make bad times.
Bad times make hard men.

More and more we don't care what "outsiders" think.  Let them convince us that they are not anti-Christian or anti-White.  I'll listen to that.
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Re: Funny story
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2021, 12:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Kaesekopf on September 20, 2020, 04:49:49 PM
:lol:

This took a little longer to get but :lol:


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Gosh, I only just got it reading it again now  :P
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