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[GloriaPatri]

I enjoyed this and I hope everyone else will. Enjoy! 

All the Caths down in Cathville liked their new Mass a lot.
But the TRAD
Who lived to the right of Cathville
Did NOT.

The Trad hated New Mass,
Every New Mass season.
And if you ask him why
He'll tell you EVERY reason.

It could be the altar wasn't turned around right.
It could be he missed the fast from midnight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
May have been that the offertory was two sizes too small.

Edit: Even more gold

Then, they'll do something I hate most of all!
Every Cath down in Cathville the tall and the small
Will stand close together
With no Sanctus bells ringing
They'll stand hand in hand
And those Caths
Will start SINGING!

"They'll sing and they'll sing and they'll sing sing sing sing!"
And the more the Trad thought of this Cath Pater-sing
The more the Trad thought
"I must stop this whole thing!
Why for 45 years I've put up with it now!
I must stop New Mass from coming!
But how?"

Then he got an idea
An awful idea
The Trad got a wonderful, awful idea.
"I know just what to do," the Trad laughed in his throat.
"I'll make a quick Wymynpriest pantsuit and cloak!"
He chuckled and clucked, "What a great traddy plan,"
"With this pantsuit and cloak, I'll be Sister Joanne!"