A brandname, need a brainstorm.

[Armor of Light]

Number 2

[Greg]

The problem with Number 2 is that I look more like Dr. Evil.

[Armor of Light]

Igor..?

[red solo cup]

surrogate
nuncio
lackey
adjutant
understudy
protege
marionette

[martin88nyc]

I know I know....toady.

[Lydia Purpuraria]

The problem with Number 2 is that I look more like Dr. Evil.

How about Mini-Me, then? 

[Greg]

Perfect in terms of function because my pitch is that by hiring me as their Passepartout they can push off 2 days of work per week onto my shoulders whether that be hunting for new people or conducting research or finding new investors.

But wrong image for egocentric CEOs.  Most of them are not blessed with a deep sense of humor.

[Vetus Ordo]

Camerlengo.

[OCLittleFlower]

The problem with Number 2 is that I look more like Dr. Evil.

And it's kind of a poopy name. 

I like Viceroy a lot!

[Kephapaulos]

Chief Magistrate? Or C Magistrate?

[Lydia Purpuraria]

Perfect in terms of function because my pitch is that by hiring me as their Passepartout they can push off 2 days of work per week onto my shoulders whether that be hunting for new people or conducting research or finding new investors.

But wrong image for egocentric CEOs.  Most of them are not blessed with a deep sense of humor.

I wouldn't doubt that.  It's unfortunate, though.  (Would pitching yourself as their "Trump Card" be pushing it?)

[Greg]

Viceroy wins.

That's what I am going to call it.

[clau clau]

Big Brother.   


or perhaps Consigliere

[james03]

I liked "catchpole", because nobody knows what the heck that is.

[Obrien]

Wife-mother. 

LOL