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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2017, 08:36:14 PM »
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael’s Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    “My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you’re supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen.”
 

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2017, 10:28:08 AM »



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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2017, 11:58:04 PM »
I love Thee, Jesus, my love.  Grant me the grace to love Thee always, and do with me what Thou wilt.

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2017, 10:12:21 AM »
ORATE!!!!! MISSED YOU!
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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2017, 06:54:15 PM »
This is how I feel about ebooks:





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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2017, 01:57:05 PM »
Loved the first one best. Does that say something about me? Yes, I grew up with 6 brothersaid and have a husband whose head is in the toilet.
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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2017, 02:12:26 PM »
 

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2017, 12:42:47 PM »

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2017, 07:08:12 PM »
I've been exiled to downtown Toronto for a month.  Despite being a Leafs fan, I've never liked the city.  Now I know why.  From the parking garage here:

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2017, 02:58:33 AM »
Gardener, your code ones are hilarious.
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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2017, 04:49:32 PM »
Gardener, your code ones are hilarious.

I especially liked the one about semicolons vs my programming code.  A source of great frustration.
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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2017, 02:37:25 PM »
I saw this and of course thought of Heinrich et all.   :lol:

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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2017, 08:40:19 AM »








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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2017, 12:49:39 PM »








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Re: The funny pictures thread
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2017, 04:51:00 PM »
 
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