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RULES FOR THIS DIET:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet pop with a chocolate bar, the diet pop cancels out the calories in the chocolate bar.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Tim Bits.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. (Examples: Smarties, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Twizzlers and Tootsie Rolls.)
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. (Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.)
10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)
Remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
In addition:
Food eaten on one's birthday, has absolutely no calories.
If someone offer's you something to eat, accept it; as this causes the food to lose all calories.
leftovers, lose all caloric value, especially if eaten cold the next morning.
If anyone else has any more please post.
QuoteRemember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
HAHAHAHhahahahaha :laugh: The whole list is great but this single line is superb
Quote from: Michael Wilson on January 22, 2017, 01:14:39 PM
https://1fatgirlshrinking.com/2012/02/20/calorie-leakage-and-other-tales-we-hope-are-true/
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RULES FOR THIS DIET:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet pop with a chocolate bar, the diet pop cancels out the calories in the chocolate bar.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Tim Bits.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. (Examples: Smarties, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Twizzlers and Tootsie Rolls.)
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. (Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.)
10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)
Remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
In addition:
Food eaten on one's birthday, has absolutely no calories.
If someone offer's you something to eat, accept it; as this causes the food to lose all calories.
leftovers, lose all caloric value, especially if eaten cold the next morning.
If anyone else has any more please post.
Thank you Michael! I'm starting this diet tomorrow!!!
No calories whatsoever from Christmas food and drink. Saying otherwise proves you have no Christmas Spirit.
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away
Quote from: Prayerful on January 23, 2017, 03:25:51 AM
No calories whatsoever from Christmas food and drink. Saying otherwise proves you have no Christmas Spirit.
Or infected with Modernism (at least).
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on January 23, 2017, 03:26:57 AM
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away
"In Vino Veritas"; I heard a priest tell me: "Where there was wine drunken, Protestantism did not triumph, only where beer was the main beverage".
Quote from: Michael Wilson on January 23, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on January 23, 2017, 03:26:57 AM
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away
"In Vino Veritas"; I heard a priest tell me: "Where there was wine drunken, Protestantism did not triumph, only where beer was the main beverage".
That's very interesting...
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
Quote from: Lynne on January 23, 2017, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
*picks food off floor* Man, that was close - I almost had to go to the 10 second rule
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on January 23, 2017, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Lynne on January 23, 2017, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
*picks food off floor* Man, that was close - I almost had to go to the 10 second rule
Well there is the 5 second rule for the trim and nimble. Then the ten second rule for those of us that take a wee bit longer to get down and up agsin. 10 seconds or under that the limit. And remember....you are housekeeping, not eating. So no calories.
Quote from: Lynne on January 23, 2017, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
Depends on the consistency of the food. Hard food? Sure (depending on the state of the floor). Wet/sticky food? Absolutely no way, even if I just sanitized the floor, myself.
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Yes indeed, in fact few people are aware that if food falls to the floor, the impact destroys its caloric value. It completely changes its nature, to merely "waste". It is still safe to eat (at your own risk).
Quote from: Michael Wilson on January 23, 2017, 02:51:13 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Yes indeed, in fact few people are aware that if food falls to the floor, the impact destroys its caloric value. It completely changes its nature, to merely "waste". It is still safe to eat (at your own risk).
Yes, Michael, there is that too. The impact effect. I wrote a book on that hypothesis.
Quote from: Lynne on January 23, 2017, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt....that's my rule! #buildastrongimmunesystem
Quote from: Michael Wilson on January 23, 2017, 07:56:47 AM
Quote from: Prayerful on January 23, 2017, 03:25:51 AM
No calories whatsoever from Christmas food and drink. Saying otherwise proves you have no Christmas Spirit.
Or infected with Modernism (at least).
:rofl:
Food also eaten in bed has no calories. You sleep off the calories.
Quote from: MundaCorMeum on January 24, 2017, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: Lynne on January 23, 2017, 02:22:31 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on January 23, 2017, 02:03:22 PM
Michael, you may not know this, but I'm sure Lynne does. Anything, anything at all, that you bend over, hands to the foor, to pick up what you dropped on floor, is housekeeping, and therefore has a minus caloric value. Truth. Look it up, meh....in the same book you found the rules for your diet. You may have missed it. It was just a foot note.
Actually, I didn't know that but I do know the "5 second" rule, i.e. if the food item that fell on the floor is picked up within 5 seconds, it's safe to eat. :D
God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt....that's my rule! #buildastrongimmunesystem
Amen!
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Quote from: Michael Wilson on January 23, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
Quote from: LausTibiChriste on January 23, 2017, 03:26:57 AM
A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away
"In Vino Veritas"; I heard a priest tell me: "Where there was wine drunken, Protestantism did not triumph, only where beer was the main beverage".
The Calvinists of Navarre specifically Jeanne d'Albret, mother of Henry IV (
Paris vaut bien une messe) banned all public consumption of alcohol, closing taverns. Christmas drunkeness, and public drunkeness means bringing the fight to Protestantism. :lol: