go to bed

[Carleendiane]

Come..on..guys. Really, I am open for business.
Beauty consultation?
Pub/pool hall?
Counseling?
AA?
Spiritual director?
Fashion consultant?
Barber?
life coach?
Bar tender?
Punisher?
Advocate?
Shepheress?
Mother for loan?

It all here, wrapped up in the go to bed thread. My job is to make you happy.

Any spare lungs hanging around that list?

No but I'm onmit! Mary, I'm sure there is a perfectly good pair of lungs in the second hand store. We could just blow them off, get rid of the nicotine stains and put them to use!

[Carleendiane]

Ahhhhh. I get it . Everyone was up so late. Too late to come in and tip one with me. That's ok. I don't pout about those things. Much. If ever.

[red solo cup]

Come..on..guys. Really, I am open for business.
Beauty consultation?
Pub/pool hall?
Counseling?
AA?
Spiritual director?
Fashion consultant?
Barber?
life coach?
Bar tender?
Punisher?
Advocate?
Shepheress?
Mother for loan?

It all here, wrapped up in the go to bed thread. My job is to make you happy.

I have a fashion question. When I wear my clan tartan will it clash with a camo jacket?

[dymphna17]

Come..on..guys. Really, I am open for business.
Beauty consultation?
Pub/pool hall?
Counseling?
AA?
Spiritual director?
Fashion consultant?
Barber?
life coach?
Bar tender?
Punisher?
Advocate?
Shepheress?
Mother for loan?

It all here, wrapped up in the go to bed thread. My job is to make you happy.

I have a fashion question. When I wear my clan tartan will it clash with a camo jacket?

[Carleendiane]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

[red solo cup]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

[Carleendiane]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

Have your skirt made of a lovely hunter orange plaid, large plaid print, not the small plaid. We are going for bold, dynamic

[maryslittlegarden]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

Orange is the new plaid. 

[red solo cup]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

Have your skirt made of a lovely hunter orange plaid, large plaid print, not the small plaid. We are going for bold, dynamic

It's NOT a skirt. It's a kilt. 

[Carleendiane]

RED! Don't yell at your fashion consultant! I'm working for you. So the skirt is a kilt. Skirt...kilt. geesh. Ok. Just wanted to bait you.

[Bernadette]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

Have your skirt made of a lovely hunter orange plaid, large plaid print, not the small plaid. We are going for bold, dynamic

It's NOT a skirt. It's a kilt. 

Do you have one of those big scarf things that you wear over your shoulder, too?

[Carleendiane]

Well red, not if the plaid is the same tones as are in the camo jacket.

What about Hunter Orange?

Have your skirt made of a lovely hunter orange plaid, large plaid print, not the small plaid. We are going for bold, dynamic

It's NOT a skirt. It's a kilt. 

Do you have one of those big scarf things that you wear over your shoulder, too?

Oh what a lovely and dramatic addition to the elegant, flaming orange hunter kilt. Thank you bernadette. I may need an associate.

[Carleendiane]

Ok. So maybe New Years is over.....so what. My little bottle of Vodka is not empty yet, so......here's to you!

[Carleendiane]

Ok. So maybe New Years is over.....so what. My little bottle of Vodka is not empty yet, so......here's to you!

Besides, the party isn't over, until the bottle is empty. Really. That's traditional. Me thinks.

[Carleendiane]

Maryslittlegarden, how those lungs working out for ya? Gotta say, they looked pretty good once cleaned up and refurbished!