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Carleendiane

#600
December 03, 2016, 08:20:44 PM
Dymphna, Ches? You guys, quit hiding on me. Or from me.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

dymphna17

#601
December 03, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 08:20:44 PM
Dymphna, Ches? You guys, quit hiding on me. Or from me.

Here I am!  I had to do a quick perimeter check since someone called and thought they saw a "cougar".  It was Mrs Rolle's cat again.

Now, how are we going to celebrate your wonderful day?
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Chestertonian

#602
December 03, 2016, 08:30:34 PM
Imnlt the one who's hiding dymphna is under the bed looking for the cat
"I am not much of a Crusader, that is for sure, but at least I am not a Mohamedist!"

Carleendiane

#603
December 03, 2016, 08:37:30 PM
Oh my dymphna, be careful!!!!! The cat might scratch and you could get cat scratch fever.

Ches, how are your weak legs doing? Getting stronger? They have to so you can give dymphna a break on her nightly rounds. We will fit you out with a holster, gun and flashlight.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Fleur-de-Lys

#604
December 03, 2016, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 07:33:37 PM
OK my peeps, fleur-de-lys  is not gonna have her way with me tonight. I will stand firm and not be sucked in to her smooth persuasive ways! She is so slick with her warm hospitality and warm fire. Somehow she even knew my favorite  firewater. She played on my ancestral weaknesses. I went for it and spent the evening toddling about bumping into corners and furniture. I should have topped the night off at the reservation casino. But amaretto. I love amaretto. What am I doing? Blaming it on the forum dinner queen. It was my fault. Oh. My. Just give me some firewater and I fall apart. Forgive my overindulgence Fleur. Do you have any more?

Not tonight, Carleendiane. It's Saturday! As soon as the children are asleep, I'm going over to Stella's to take a dip in the jacuzzi, sip caipirinhas, and practice my Portuguese. You're welcome to come along. Don't worry if you don't speak Portuguese. By the second caipirinha you'll be fluent. I always am.  :D

Carleendiane

#605
December 03, 2016, 09:02:09 PM
See Fleur, maybe our association is a near occasion of intoxication. What did you say you and Stella would be drinking? Sounds interesting, but what is in it? I may join you. Can I bring my swimmies. My floats. Just in case. Just in case I do overindulge, which I wont. But just in case you make me by peer pressure. A jacuzzi? Would I have to wear a bathing suit? Can I wear my pj's. I haven't a swimsuit. But I do have a shower cap.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Fleur-de-Lys

#606
December 03, 2016, 09:11:32 PM
Caipirinhas are a Brazilian cocktail made with cachaça (a liquor made from sugarcane) lime, and sugar. They're very nice. But please do wear a swimsuit, or something more than a bathing cap, for pity's sake, Carleendiane!  :D

Carleendiane

#607
December 03, 2016, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: dymphna17 on December 03, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 08:20:44 PM
Dymphna, Ches? You guys, quit hiding on me. Or from me.

Here I am!  I had to do a quick perimeter check since someone called and thought they saw a "cougar".  It was Mrs Rolle's cat again.

Now, how are we going to celebrate your wonderful day?

Dymphna, they want me to ...you know...join them in a hot tub. I'm not feeling real good about this. Dymphna, it might be immodest. What should I do?  Go drinking at the casino instead? Dymphna, how can you say such a thing? I'm safer with fleur. You want to join her and stella, too? Ches can keep watch around here. He's NOT coming. Besides I doubt he has a swimsuit.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Carleendiane

#608
December 03, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: Fleur-de-Lys on December 03, 2016, 09:11:32 PM
Caipirinhas are a Brazilian cocktail made with cachaça (a liquor made from sugarcane) lime, and sugar. They're very nice. But please do wear a swimsuit, or something more than a bathing cap, for pity's sake, Carleendiane!  :D

Mmmmm. Sounds so international, fleur. You forgot, I will also have my arm floats. Remember? I'll stay under water. Oh! I have to remember my nose plug from my synchronized swim days. True. I did do that. And I can hold my breath so long. Too long.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Carleendiane

#609
December 03, 2016, 09:22:55 PM
F-l-e-u-r...does Stella know about her hot tub party? I mean....does she know she has a hot tub? Or is this gonna be a surprise party?
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Fleur-de-Lys

#610
December 03, 2016, 09:25:01 PM
Stella won't mind. And she needs a chaperone. It's only proper after all.

Carleendiane

#611
December 03, 2016, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Fleur-de-Lys on December 03, 2016, 09:25:01 PM
Stella won't mind. And she needs a chaperone. It's only proper after all.

Well if Dymphna goes, i go. Dymphna will be the chaperone, if she has something to wear into the hot tub. She can borrow a shower cap. And nose plug.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Carleendiane

#612
December 03, 2016, 09:48:20 PM
Ches, come back. I was just kidding about you watching the perimeter. Really, and what I said about you not having a swim suit? I'm sure you have a drawer full. Nose plugs too.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Chestertonian

#613
December 03, 2016, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: dymphna17 on December 03, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 08:20:44 PM
Dymphna, Ches? You guys, quit hiding on me. Or from me.

Here I am!  I had to do a quick perimeter check since someone called and thought they saw a "cougar".  It was Mrs Rolle's cat again.

Now, how are we going to celebrate your wonderful day?

Dymphna, they want me to ...you know...join them in a hot tub. I'm not feeling real good about this. Dymphna, it might be immodest. What should I do?  Go drinking at the casino instead? Dymphna, how can you say such a thing? I'm safer with fleur. You want to join her and stella, too? Ches can keep watch around here. He's NOT coming. Besides I doubt he has a swimsuit.

Only ankle lwngth swimsuit or jeromes modesty police will come from out of nowhere
"I am not much of a Crusader, that is for sure, but at least I am not a Mohamedist!"

Carleendiane

#614
December 03, 2016, 09:59:09 PM
Quote from: Chestertonian on December 03, 2016, 09:53:38 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: dymphna17 on December 03, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
Quote from: Carleendiane on December 03, 2016, 08:20:44 PM
Dymphna, Ches? You guys, quit hiding on me. Or from me.

Here I am!  I had to do a quick perimeter check since someone called and thought they saw a "cougar".  It was Mrs Rolle's cat again.

Now, how are we going to celebrate your wonderful day?

Dymphna, they want me to ...you know...join them in a hot tub. I'm not feeling real good about this. Dymphna, it might be immodest. What should I do?  Go drinking at the casino instead? Dymphna, how can you say such a thing? I'm safer with fleur. You want to join her and stella, too? Ches can keep watch around here. He's NOT coming. Besides I doubt he has a swimsuit.

Only ankle lwngth swimsuit or jeromes modesty police will come from out of nowhere


Ches, you may wear those but maybe blow up pants would be more modest. Ya know what I mean?
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.
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