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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #330 on: August 12, 2022, 02:55:45 PM »
Saw this elsewhere.


"He [His Grace Archbishop Lefebvre] exhorted them:

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Make every effort to have the Mass of St. Pius V, but if it is impossible to find one within forty kilometers and if there is a pious priest who says the New Mass in as traditional a way as possible, it is good for you to assist at it to fulfill your Sunday obligation."

One can counter the dangers for the Faith through solid catechism:

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Should all the world’s churches be emptied? I do not feel brave enough to say such a thing. I don’t want to encourage atheism."

Taken from: https://sspx.org/en/what-archbishop-lefebvre-said-about-new-mass

"O my Jesus, forgive us our sins, Save us from the Fires of Hell, lead all Souls to Heaven, especially those who are most in need of Thy Mercy". Please pray this all the time.
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #331 on: August 12, 2022, 08:01:39 PM »
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #332 on: August 12, 2022, 08:05:05 PM »
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #333 on: August 13, 2022, 08:28:52 AM »
Father time has an undefeated record.

But when he's dumb and no more here,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
(https://completeandunabridged.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-claudius.html)
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #334 on: August 13, 2022, 08:34:46 AM »
Father time has an undefeated record.

But when he's dumb and no more here,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
(https://completeandunabridged.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-claudius.html)
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #335 on: August 13, 2022, 09:34:40 AM »
“If anyone is excommunicated it is not I, but the excommunicators.” - Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre
 

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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #336 on: August 13, 2022, 10:16:59 AM »
Father time has an undefeated record.

But when he's dumb and no more here,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
(https://completeandunabridged.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-claudius.html)
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #337 on: August 13, 2022, 10:49:34 AM »
Father time has an undefeated record.

But when he's dumb and no more here,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
(https://completeandunabridged.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-claudius.html)
 

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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #338 on: August 13, 2022, 06:17:59 PM »
Father time has an undefeated record.

But when he's dumb and no more here,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear.
(https://completeandunabridged.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-claudius.html)
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #339 on: August 13, 2022, 07:21:25 PM »


Lol. As a lover of the game, it does pain me to know that this will probably happen. The Queen's Gambit was bad enough (didn't watch it). There was never any point in the history of chess, ever, where any of the top players were women.
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ
 

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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #340 on: August 13, 2022, 07:23:45 PM »
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #341 on: August 13, 2022, 07:26:21 PM »
https://www.barnhardt.biz/author/annb/

After a day or so, that url will not take you to the memes.

Here's the url for the latest memes,

https://www.barnhardt.biz/2022/08/13/memie-melodies/

A great collection!
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael’s Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    “My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you’re supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen.”
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #342 on: August 13, 2022, 08:28:44 PM »
Shouldn't they have changed one of the bishops to an imam?
The royal feast was done; the King
Sought some new sport to banish care,
And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool,
Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!"

The jester doffed his cap and bells,
And stood the mocking court before;
They could not see the bitter smile
Behind the painted grin he wore.

He bowed his head, and bent his knee
Upon the Monarch's silken stool;
His pleading voice arose: "O Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!"
 

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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #343 on: August 15, 2022, 10:35:56 AM »
Someone should make a t-shirt with the attached image: "high capacity assault rosary" indeed.
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Benedicite, montes et colles, Domino: benedicite universa germinantia in terra, Domino. (Daniel 3:75-76)
 
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Re: Catholic Memes
« Reply #344 on: August 15, 2022, 11:25:33 AM »
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"
 
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