I thought pregnancy brain was for the pregnant woman...

[Jayne]

When my kids heard someone refer to an "unplanned" child as an "accident,"  I told them that all children are planned by God and when a baby is planned by both God and its parents that makes the baby a "coincidence".  So all children are either an accident or a coincidence.

[ResRev]

Now that I've sounded off complaining, people have been so nice to me lately! Maybe I look pitiful about to pop and they're taking mercy on me watching me waddling around, but I'm very grateful. I haven't heard one numbskull thing in over a week!   

[Jayne]

Now that I've sounded off complaining, people have been so nice to me lately! Maybe I look pitiful about to pop and they're taking mercy on me watching me waddling around, but I'm very grateful. I haven't heard one numbskull thing in over a week!   

A week without numbskulls is like a week in an alternate reality. 

For those who do not recognize the allusion:
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TaQabiB7Gg[/yt]

[ResRev]

Thanks, Jayne. When I pulled it up hubby started singing along.

[Jayne]

Thanks, Jayne. When I pulled it up hubby started singing along.

I am glad that I was able to bring some sunshine and music into your life. 

[ResRev]

Yes you were! He's still singing while we're cooking brunch. He's a happy guy.

[Jayne]

Yes you were! He's still singing while we're cooking brunch. He's a happy guy.

With you for a wife, of course he is happy.

[ResRev]

  See, told you everyone's being nice to me!