Babylon Bee on Homeschooling

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james03

November 16, 2022, 11:15:05 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-kids-who-are-homeschooled-could-miss-out-on-opportunity-to-be-a-gay-communist

QuoteU.S. - Education experts are warning about the detrimental effects of homeschooling, as it may cause children to miss out on their opportunity to be gay communists.
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"

Lynne

#1
November 16, 2022, 04:26:24 PM
hahaha
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael's Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    "My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you're supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen"

james03

#2
November 18, 2022, 05:00:29 PM
If you thought it was funny, you could have been a little less stingy with the "thanks".  I'm only 10 away from the big time.

Maybe I can find a baby bunny meme to put me over the top.
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"

Instaurare omnia

#3
November 18, 2022, 05:25:21 PM
The Bee is back:


Nisi Dominus custodierit civitatem, frustra vigilat qui custodit eam (Psalm 126:2).
Benedicite, montes et colles, Domino: benedicite universa germinantia in terra, Domino (Daniel 3:75-76).
Put not your trust in princes: In the children of men, in whom there is no salvation (Psalm 145:2-3).

Instaurare omnia

#4
November 18, 2022, 05:40:51 PM
Quote from: james03 on November 18, 2022, 05:00:29 PM
If you thought it was funny, you could have been a little less stingy with the "thanks".  I'm only 10 away from the big time.

Maybe I can find a baby bunny meme to put me over the top.


Done. You're welcome. (After that "free kittens" meme, a james03 "baby bunny" meme would be something for sure.)
Nisi Dominus custodierit civitatem, frustra vigilat qui custodit eam (Psalm 126:2).
Benedicite, montes et colles, Domino: benedicite universa germinantia in terra, Domino (Daniel 3:75-76).
Put not your trust in princes: In the children of men, in whom there is no salvation (Psalm 145:2-3).

james03

#5
November 18, 2022, 07:14:19 PM
I made it, with the support of all of my fans!  10,000!

A little choked up right now, making it hard to type.
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"

james03

#6
November 18, 2022, 07:16:14 PM
QuoteDone. You're welcome. (After that "free kittens" meme, a james03 "baby bunny" meme would be something for sure.)

Crap, I'm probably on the hook for that now, ain't I?  Me and my big mouth.

I'll see what I can find.
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"

Melkor

#7
November 18, 2022, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: james03 on November 18, 2022, 07:14:19 PM
I made it, with the support of all of my fans!  10,000!

A little choked up right now, making it hard to type.

Do we get another book now?
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.

"Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Mary to Juan Diego

"Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented." G.K. Chesterton

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill." Jesus Christ

james03

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November 18, 2022, 07:26:46 PM
I probably have one more left in me.  Likely a collection on many topics.  It's awhile off.
"But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God (Jn 3:18)."

"All sorrow leads to the foot of the Cross.  Weep for your sins."

"Although He should kill me, I will trust in Him"

Lynne

#9
November 19, 2022, 04:04:36 AM
Quote from: james03 on November 18, 2022, 05:00:29 PM
If you thought it was funny, you could have been a little less stingy with the "thanks".  I'm only 10 away from the big time.

Maybe I can find a baby bunny meme to put me over the top.

Yes, please.
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael's Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    "My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you're supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen"

BlueInGreen

#10
December 20, 2022, 11:11:04 AM
I work in schools. During my interview rounds I came to a wealthy suburban high school. The building was a relatively old building in terms of American perspective, and something out of a John Hughes movie. On the first floor near the cafeteria there was a specific group with a table with a trans-flag hanging. The group probably was some sort of support group making their presence known to get "allies" and any one who's on the LGBT+ spectrum to join. This was only two years prior to COVID.
Cradle Catholic traversing modernism while rediscovering my heritage - in faith and ethnically.

Lynne

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December 20, 2022, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: BlueInGreen on December 20, 2022, 11:11:04 AM
I work in schools. During my interview rounds I came to a wealthy suburban high school. The building was a relatively old building in terms of American perspective, and something out of a John Hughes movie. On the first floor near the cafeteria there was a specific group with a table with a trans-flag hanging. The group probably was some sort of support group making their presence known to get "allies" and any one who's on the LGBT+ spectrum to join. This was only two years prior to COVID.

20 years ago people fought the creation of these "clubs", gay-straight alliances in the public schools in Massachusetts.
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael's Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    "My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you're supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen"
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