The funny pictures thread

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Lynne

#15
May 19, 2017, 06:36:14 PM
In conclusion, I can leave you with no better advice than that given after every sermon by Msgr Vincent Giammarino, who was pastor of St Michael's Church in Atlantic City in the 1950s:

    "My dear good people: Do what you have to do, When you're supposed to do it, The best way you can do it,   For the Love of God. Amen"

Gardener

#16
May 20, 2017, 08:28:08 AM



"If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother." - St. Maximilian Kolbe

orate

#17
May 20, 2017, 09:58:04 PM
I love Thee, Jesus, my love.  Grant me the grace to love Thee always, and do with me what Thou wilt.

"Blame yourself, then change yourself.  That's where we all need to start."   Dr. Louis IX (aka "Dr. Walty")

Carleendiane

#18
May 21, 2017, 08:12:21 AM
ORATE!!!!! MISSED YOU!
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Gardener

#19
May 24, 2017, 04:54:15 PM
This is how I feel about ebooks:





"If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother." - St. Maximilian Kolbe

Carleendiane

#20
May 27, 2017, 11:57:05 AM
Loved the first one best. Does that say something about me? Yes, I grew up with 6 brothersaid and have a husband whose head is in the toilet.
To board the struggle bus: no whining, board with a smile, a fake one will be found out and put off at next stop, no maps, no directions, going only one way, one destination. Follow all rules and you will arrive. Drop off at pearly gate. Bring nothing.

Gardener

#22
June 05, 2017, 10:42:47 AM

"If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother." - St. Maximilian Kolbe

Pheo

#23
June 06, 2017, 05:08:12 PM
I've been exiled to downtown Toronto for a month.  Despite being a Leafs fan, I've never liked the city.  Now I know why.  From the parking garage here:

Son, when thou comest to the service of God, stand in justice and in fear, and prepare thy soul for temptation.

Kaesekopf

#24
June 07, 2017, 12:58:33 AM
Gardener, your code ones are hilarious.
Wie dein Sonntag, so dein Sterbetag.

I am not altogether on anybody's side, because nobody is altogether on my side.  ~Treebeard, LOTR

Jesus son of David, have mercy on me.

Non Nobis

#25
June 07, 2017, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: Kaesekopf on June 07, 2017, 12:58:33 AM
Gardener, your code ones are hilarious.

I especially liked the one about semicolons vs my programming code.  A source of great frustration.
[Matthew 8:26]  And Jesus saith to them: Why are you fearful, O ye of little faith? Then rising up he commanded the winds, and the sea, and there came a great calm.

[Job  38:1-5]  Then the Lord answered Job out of a whirlwind, and said: [2] Who is this that wrappeth up sentences in unskillful words? [3] Gird up thy loins like a man: I will ask thee, and answer thou me. [4] Where wast thou when I laid up the foundations of the earth? tell me if thou hast understanding. [5] Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it?

Jesus, Mary, I love Thee! Save souls!

dymphna17

#26
June 11, 2017, 12:37:25 PM
I saw this and of course thought of Heinrich et all.   :lol:

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I adore Thee O Christ, and I bless Thee, because by Thy holy cross Thou hast redeemed the world!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph save souls!

Of course I wear jeans, "The tornadoes can make dresses immodest." RSC

"Don't waste time in your life trying to get even with your enemies. The grave is a tremendous equalizer. Six weeks after you all are dead, you'll look pretty much the same. Let the Lord take care of those whom you think have harmed you. All you have to do is love and forgive. Try to forget and leave all else to the Master."– Mother Angelica

Gardener

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September 05, 2017, 06:40:19 AM








Communist cat still misunderstands party...
"If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother." - St. Maximilian Kolbe

Gardener

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October 08, 2017, 10:49:39 AM Last Edit: October 08, 2017, 10:51:15 AM by Gardener








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