Trad shower thoughts...

Started by Arun, October 02, 2015, 05:32:15 PM

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Arun

if i tell a joke or humourous anecdote involving shower flatulence, should i say "trigger warning" first in case the thought of having gas in the shower upsets any jews...?


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Quote from: St.Justin on September 25, 2015, 07:57:25 PM
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Quote from: Arun on October 22, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
if i tell a joke or humourous anecdote involving shower flatulence, should i say "trigger warning" first in case the thought of having gas in the shower upsets any jews...?

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These were my shower thoughts when I was in high school:

What does squirrel poop look like?

How do change machine companies make money?

Why is Tony the Tiger growling at me and telling me to eat- (Grrr) eat!

Why does Mary Jane bread push white bread so much, have a blond haired blue eyed girl as their mascot, and have a misspelled version of the word "arian" hidden in its name- mARY jANe?
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Quote from: GeorgeT on October 27, 2015, 05:41:29 AM
These were my shower thoughts when I was in high school:

What does squirrel poop look like?

How do change machine companies make money?

Why is Tony the Tiger growling at me and telling me to eat- (Grrr) eat!

Why does Mary Jane bread push white bread so much, have a blond haired blue eyed girl as their mascot, and have a misspelled version of the word "arian" hidden in its name- mARY jANe?

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Change machines are a 0% profit concept (considered of themselves) that enable the business to operate. If your service requires coins to use it, and people don't have coins, they cannot use your service. They pass the cost of the machine rental/maintenance/etc. on in the cost of their actual service. Now with many locations going to credit card processing, this too is passed on to the consumer for ease of use.
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Quote from: St.Justin on September 25, 2015, 07:57:25 PM
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Greg

If you keep the plug in the bathtub, while showering, you can reenact scenes from Das Boot.
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Quote from: Jayne on November 12, 2015, 02:00:56 PM
I don't think that picture means he's back.  I think it means that he is riding off into the sunset.

I hadn't thought about that, but I think you're probably right. Bummer.
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